sirius is a piratey shit disturber

Well, everybody wants to go on forever
I just wanna burn up hard and bright
I just wanna be your firecracker
And maybe be your baby ( tonight )

[NIA!WORLD, PARTY!WORLD, DOREA, EDIE, CHARLIE]

I'm getting really fucking sick and tired of other Sirius' fucking whinging. I don't think this place is entirely about him, and I sure as hell hope it's not entirely about him. He's supposed to be like, ten years older than me, and he's acting like a fucking eight year old spoiled prince. Here's a bloody idea, they don't have any control over who comes in, and if they did I really fucking doubt it would be specifically to piss him off.

Also I hate how he treated her. Also also, my mother is here. Don't ask if I'm okay, I haven't bloody well decided yet.

I'm also getting really fucking sick of being accused I'm a villain because I'm weary and untrusting. As if it's fucking unreasonable for me not to ask a stranger who can apparently cast super magical unbreakable wards without any fucking explanation other than he's Merlin's apprentice or some shit, or that I think it's stupid we're supposed to wait around for something to happen. OH, HEY, LOOK AT THAT, everyone is fucking outraged something happened.

I need a fucking drink.

[ORDER, PARTY!WORLD, CROAKER, GRYFFINDOR, NIA!TED TONKS, ALPHARD]

I told you it was fucking stupid to sit around and wait for something to happen. Albeit I thought it would be the Death Eaters we needed protecting from, but here you go. Who's ready to be offensive now? I've been watching a few of the Deat-

Some sort of watch is the first thing we ought to set up since the general consensus was to keep the. Remus?

If there's someone [...] missing from this ward, let me know.

( Those who are helping )

I don't understand when or why swords lost their popularity. PIRATES, I have possibly learned the secret behind wonderful sword designing.

[NIA!WORLD]

Oh my god it gets worse as time goes on it hurts so much why does it hurt so much I don't even think muscles grow there

i hate you godric gryffindor


it hurts so much I can't sleep I'm so tired

[GODRIC GRYFFINDOR]

Great morning, Sir! Whenever you have more time, we are your ever eager students.

You made my sword infinitely better.

[EDIE]

Sun-child, was that you spying in the bushes today? Possibly I imagined it, Gryffindor is fucking tough shit.

[NIA!BELLATRIX]

Hey kiddo, guess who?

You don't have to worry, you didn't lose me, and I'm not a baby. I don't- Glad you showed up, everyone was what missing you. We can still play princesses and pirate or whatever you want.

How do you feel about dogs? My job here is to walk them - we can play with them together anytime.

You were so -
I never thought I'd miss you but I miss this you

[NIA!WORLD MINUS BELLATRIX]

Shit just got real.



James, Petey [...] I forgot how [...] normal she was. She lov- liked me. A lot. [...] I liked her too.

[Writing is haphazard, many words are barely a scribble while others are thick from Sirius pressing too hard]

there is still stripper glitter dust in my hair oh my god why doesn't it wash out

for those of you LAMEOS that went home saturday night, a few of us kept partying
until this morning
i think it was
whenever it was i'm hungover

happy birthday regulus...reguluses reguliiii


my mouth tastes like gin and strawberry and death and shameless women where is my toothpaste i can't find it i need sleep




andy please help me i cant move

[ALL ANDROMEDAS, UWN!BELLATRIX, CHARLIE, DORA, DOREA, GABBY, GINNY, PARTY!HARRY, NIA!JAMES, PARTY!JAMES, LILY EVANS, LILY SNAPE, LUNA, MEADOWES, PETER, PETUNIA, PARTY!REMUS, OLD!SIRIUS, STEPHEN, TED, VANCE]

Next Monday is Regulus' birthday. Mondays suck. So, you lot are all invited to to the Horseshoe Tavern on Jane St. to celebrate on SATURDAY. Show up anytime after nine. Talked to the bartender and he's agreed to serve ridiculously cheap drinks if I work for free for the next four Thursdays. Bit of a shite deal, but you lot better buy me at least one drink to make up for it. It will be ace, so I expect every one of you to be there.

ANDY & DORA & DOREA STOP READING HERE




I have invited strippers. Do you have any idea how easy it is to find strippers in this land? The answer is VERY easy. Just a heads up in case you want a lap dance or something. Yes, Peter, I did get one specifically for you.

[NIA!REGULUS]

So how old are you again this year?

( Let me play with you )

Comment with ideas <3!

James & I were accused of slander, but we have evidence.

Immediately upon arrival there is a threat on Peter's life. Not shocking though, the threat has been made before. Peter's not the only one he wishes death on, though. Kids aren't free of his death wishes either. Bellatrix is special brand of hatred. Even the one he doesn't know. Let's not forget his own brother while we're at it!

I have a question. Did he kill Barty?

Assuming this trial includes character witnesses, it is quite obvious he is not a good friend to have, or even a family member. He's stated he's not a fan of the law, so maybe that's why he didn't get a trial. He advocates for a arson and lynching, as well. One last thing, he's a prick to people he's never met; not even in his own world.

Yell at me all you want for this, but I'm not arguing any of it. Merely presenting evidence and keeping a document in and when I'm summoned to court proceedings.

CAPTAIN and FIRST MATE, attention! I have made an incredible breakthrough in my latest secret project. Meet me at the ship immediately after school!

[NIA!WORLD]

Weekly update:

There are two baby Death Eaters. There are two of Evan Rosier, the prick. Dumbledore is lost to Grindelwald. He was very evasive when I asked him what his ten-year plan was, and he says we shouldn't judge Grindy because he hasn't become a killer yet. Ha ha. So all in all we have Bellatrix Lestrange (possibly two bad ones, possibly only one?), Barty Crouch Jr, Evan Rosier (2), Antonin Dolohov (kid), Gellert Grindelwald & maybe Albus Dumbledore, and Rodolphus Lestrange to watch?

No sightings on Peter or Remus, but I'm sure they are close. When Peter - or a Peter - comes, we need to make sure he's ours or not ours before anyone else. Peter betrayed James and Lily in one world, and he's the reason they died. So one of my Sirius counterparts is dead set on killing him. Andy's mom, my aunt, is here. If Walburga shows up please just kill me.

Andy - how's the kid?

[REGULUS]

Talked to Evan a bit - still as douchey as always. He said, uh, he said you get mixed up with the wrong sort where he's from. He said, well, he said your head gets ripped clean off.

[ORDER MEMBERS OF ALL WORLDS]

So. This place is nice and jolly, but pretty much all of us come from somewhere with war. At least two Death Eaters are here - Barty Crouch Jr, plus I've heard at least one Bellatrix is here.

Remus - you were always the planner in my universe. My plan is pretty much kill them or capture them and lock them up somewhere terrible like they deserve. You - or anyone - got any ideas?

[TEDDY]

I drew up a "blueprint", let's get together so you can tell me where I went wrong.